haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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