I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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