ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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