hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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