Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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