no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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