I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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