i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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