Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Green mimosas i think yes
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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