I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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