I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
This is the high leading the old right now
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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