so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
