it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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