I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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