Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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