im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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