I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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