We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Four minutes until I can fart!
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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