people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
