So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I don't deserve a penis
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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