It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
‎"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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