i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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