but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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