You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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