I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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