its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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