So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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