So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Do vagina's smell?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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