adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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