It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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