yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
