i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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