This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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