I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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