And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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