There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You can make out without kissing
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