Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I look better un-naked...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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