school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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