Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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