you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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