It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
