My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I love you. Go after that dick
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