perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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