omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Randomize
