remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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