i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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