dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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