Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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