The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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