at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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