All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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