I am puke
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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