We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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