my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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