school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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