Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
operation have a gay friend backfired
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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