I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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