I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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