I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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