I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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