Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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