What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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