I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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