my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I understand Curling. That high.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
