Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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