Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
